| 1 | [ |
| 2 | ["From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.", "Karl Marx"], |
| 3 | ["These go to eleven.", "Nigel Tufnel — This Is Spinal Tap"], |
| 4 | ["It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.", "David St. Hubbins — This Is Spinal Tap"], |
| 5 | ["Have a good time, all the time.", "Viv Savage — This Is Spinal Tap"], |
| 6 | ["How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.", "Nigel Tufnel — This Is Spinal Tap"], |
| 7 | ["You can't really dust for vomit.", "Nigel Tufnel — This Is Spinal Tap"], |
| 8 | ["I believe virtually everything I read.", "David St. Hubbins — This Is Spinal Tap"], |
| 9 | ["Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.", "Doc Brown — Back to the Future"], |
| 10 | ["Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one.", "Doc Brown — Back to the Future Part III"], |
| 11 | ["If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.", "Marty McFly — Back to the Future"], |
| 12 | ["Great Scott!", "Doc Brown — Back to the Future"], |
| 13 | ["Nobody calls me chicken.", "Marty McFly — Back to the Future"], |
| 14 | ["Be excellent to each other.", "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"], |
| 15 | ["Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.", "Ted — Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"], |
| 16 | ["Wherever you go, there you are.", "Buckaroo Banzai"], |
| 17 | ["Only connect!", "E. M. Forster — Howards End"], |
| 18 | ["Mr. Watson — come here — I want to see you.", "Alexander Graham Bell, the first telephone call, 1876"], |
| 19 | ["What hath God wrought", "Samuel Morse, the first telegraph message, 1844"], |
| 20 | ["LO", "The first message on the ARPANET, 1969 — it crashed before the G of LOGIN"], |
| 21 | ["QWERTYUIOP", "Ray Tomlinson, possibly the first email, 1971"], |
| 22 | ["Merry Christmas", "Neil Papworth — the first text message, 1992"], |
| 23 | ["S", "Guglielmo Marconi's first transatlantic radio signal — three dots crossing an ocean, 1901"], |
| 24 | ["Mary had a little lamb.", "Thomas Edison — the first recorded words, 1877"], |
| 25 | ["Hello from the children of planet Earth.", "The Voyager Golden Record, leaving the solar system since 1977"], |
| 26 | ["?", "Victor Hugo's entire telegram to his publisher, 1862. The reply: ! (as the story goes)"], |
| 27 | ["Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet!", "Al Jolson — the first words in a talking picture, 1927"], |
| 28 | ["We came in peace for all mankind.", "The plaque left on the Moon, July 1969"], |
| 29 | ["That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.", "Neil Armstrong, live to six hundred million people, 1969"], |
| 30 | ["Houston, we've had a problem.", "Jim Lovell — Apollo 13, 1970"], |
| 31 | ["Hello, world.", "Every program's first words, since 1972"], |
| 32 | ["This is London calling.", "The BBC, across the wartime airwaves"], |
| 33 | ["just setting up my twttr", "Jack Dorsey — the first tweet, 2006"], |
| 34 | ["The medium is the message.", "Marshall McLuhan"], |
| 35 | ["What we've got here is failure to communicate.", "Cool Hand Luke"], |
| 36 | ["Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.", "Princess Leia, by hologram — Star Wars"], |
| 37 | ["E.T. phone home.", "E.T."], |
| 38 | ["More than kisses, letters mingle souls; for, thus friends absent speak.", "John Donne"], |
| 39 | ["This is my letter to the world, that never wrote to me.", "Emily Dickinson"], |
| 40 | ["A letter is a joy of Earth — it is denied the Gods.", "Emily Dickinson"], |
| 41 | ["Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.", "Lord Byron"], |
| 42 | ["To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.", "Phyllis Theroux"], |
| 43 | ["I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the leisure to make it shorter.", "Blaise Pascal, 1657"], |
| 44 | ["I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.", "Mark Twain"], |
| 45 | ["The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.", "Fran Lebowitz"], |
| 46 | ["I get mail; therefore I am.", "Scott Adams"], |
| 47 | ["The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.", "Stephen Fry"], |
| 48 | ["Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true.", "Attributed to Charles Dickens — we're trying anyway"], |
| 49 | ["Like cold water to a weary soul is good news from a distant land.", "The Book of Proverbs"], |
| 50 | ["A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives health to the bones.", "The Book of Proverbs"], |
| 51 | ["In the beginning was the Word.", "The Gospel of John"], |
| 52 | ["Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.", "Benjamin Franklin"], |
| 53 | ["Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.", "Mother Teresa"], |
| 54 | ["Words should be weighed, not counted.", "Yiddish proverb"], |
| 55 | ["Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.", "Rudyard Kipling"], |
| 56 | ["The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.", "Mark Twain"], |
| 57 | ["A word after a word after a word is power.", "Margaret Atwood"], |
| 58 | ["The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.", "Ludwig Wittgenstein"], |
| 59 | ["Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly — they'll go through anything.", "Aldous Huxley — Brave New World"], |
| 60 | ["Words are pale shadows of forgotten names. As names have power, words have power.", "Patrick Rothfuss — The Name of the Wind"], |
| 61 | ["Words are events, they do things, change things.", "Ursula K. Le Guin"], |
| 62 | ["What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.", "Shakespeare — Romeo and Juliet"], |
| 63 | ["Brevity is the soul of wit.", "Shakespeare — Hamlet"], |
| 64 | ["Brevity is the soul of lingerie.", "Dorothy Parker"], |
| 65 | ["We read to know we are not alone.", "William Nicholson — Shadowlands (forever credited to C. S. Lewis)"], |
| 66 | ["Listen to many, speak to a few.", "Shakespeare — Hamlet"], |
| 67 | ["The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said.", "Peter Drucker"], |
| 68 | ["The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.", "Attributed to George Bernard Shaw"], |
| 69 | ["Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine — it is in the shelter of each other that the people live.", "Irish proverb"], |
| 70 | ["Giorraíonn beirt bóthar — two people shorten the road.", "Irish proverb"], |
| 71 | ["Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'", "C. S. Lewis"], |
| 72 | ["A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.", "Ralph Waldo Emerson"], |
| 73 | ["The only way to have a friend is to be one.", "Ralph Waldo Emerson"], |
| 74 | ["No man is an island.", "John Donne"], |
| 75 | ["We're all just walking each other home.", "Ram Dass"], |
| 76 | ["Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.", "Swedish proverb"], |
| 77 | ["If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.", "Proverb"], |
| 78 | ["Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.", "Helen Keller"], |
| 79 | ["Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.", "Anaïs Nin"], |
| 80 | ["A single bracelet does not jingle.", "Congolese proverb"], |
| 81 | ["When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.", "Ethiopian proverb"], |
| 82 | ["Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.", "Kenyan proverb"], |
| 83 | ["Many hands make light work.", "Proverb"], |
| 84 | ["It takes a village.", "Proverb"], |
| 85 | ["A friend's eye is a good mirror.", "Irish proverb"], |
| 86 | ["What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.", "Attributed to Aristotle"], |
| 87 | ["'Pooh!' he whispered. 'Yes, Piglet?' 'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'", "A. A. Milne — The House at Pooh Corner"], |
| 88 | ["You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing.", "E. B. White — Charlotte's Web"], |
| 89 | ["How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.", "Winnie-the-Pooh, as the movies tell it"], |
| 90 | ["Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.", "Casablanca"], |
| 91 | ["There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.", "Jane Austen"], |
| 92 | ["My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation.", "Jane Austen — Persuasion"], |
| 93 | ["One cannot have too large a party.", "Jane Austen — Emma"], |
| 94 | ["Once you've met someone you never really forget them.", "Zeniba — Spirited Away"], |
| 95 | ["Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.", "Lilo & Stitch"], |
| 96 | ["There are no strangers here; only friends you haven't yet met.", "Attributed to W. B. Yeats"], |
| 97 | ["The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.", "Henry David Thoreau"], |
| 98 | ["We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.", "Martin Luther King Jr."], |
| 99 | ["Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that.", "Martin Luther King Jr."], |
| 100 | ["Call your mother.", "Everyone's grandmother"], |
| 101 | ["There's no place like home.", "Dorothy — The Wizard of Oz"], |
| 102 | ["Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin — there's no fireside like your own fireside.", "Irish proverb (Dorothy agrees)"], |
| 103 | ["Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.", "Dorothy — The Wizard of Oz"], |
| 104 | ["Where thou art, that is home.", "Emily Dickinson"], |
| 105 | ["The ache for home lives in all of us.", "Maya Angelou"], |
| 106 | ["Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.", "Leo Tolstoy — Anna Karenina"], |
| 107 | ["Family is not an important thing. It's everything.", "Michael J. Fox"], |
| 108 | ["In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.", "Alex Haley"], |
| 109 | ["Home is wherever I'm with you.", "Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros"], |
| 110 | ["There's no place like 127.0.0.1.", "Programmer proverb"], |
| 111 | ["When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.", "Ernest Hemingway"], |
| 112 | ["Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.", "Stephen R. Covey"], |
| 113 | ["A good conversation is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.", "Anne Morrow Lindbergh"], |
| 114 | ["Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.", "Ambrose Bierce"], |
| 115 | ["Never miss a good chance to shut up.", "Will Rogers"], |
| 116 | ["I never learned anything while I was talking.", "Larry King"], |
| 117 | ["Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.", "Robert Benchley"], |
| 118 | ["Two monologues do not make a dialogue.", "Jeff Daly"], |
| 119 | ["Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.", "Attributed to Plato"], |
| 120 | ["The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard.", "William Hazlitt"], |
| 121 | ["Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.", "Simone Weil"], |
| 122 | ["Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.", "Attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt"], |
| 123 | ["No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.", "Eleanor Roosevelt"], |
| 124 | ["Be curious, not judgmental.", "Ted Lasso, quoting Walt Whitman (who never said it)"], |
| 125 | ["Without music, life would be a mistake.", "Friedrich Nietzsche"], |
| 126 | ["Music is the space between the notes.", "Claude Debussy"], |
| 127 | ["It's not the notes you play, it's the notes you don't play.", "Miles Davis"], |
| 128 | ["One good thing about music: when it hits you, you feel no pain.", "Bob Marley"], |
| 129 | ["There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.", "Leonard Cohen"], |
| 130 | ["Honor thy error as a hidden intention.", "Brian Eno — Oblique Strategies"], |
| 131 | ["Repetition is a form of change.", "Brian Eno — Oblique Strategies"], |
| 132 | ["Use an old idea.", "Brian Eno — Oblique Strategies"], |
| 133 | ["Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.", "Ludwig van Beethoven"], |
| 134 | ["Where words fail, music speaks.", "Hans Christian Andersen"], |
| 135 | ["Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.", "Victor Hugo"], |
| 136 | ["Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.", "Attributed to practically everyone"], |
| 137 | ["If it's too loud, you're too old.", "Rock proverb"], |
| 138 | ["If music be the food of love, play on.", "Shakespeare — Twelfth Night"], |
| 139 | ["Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!", "Albus Dumbledore"], |
| 140 | ["Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'", "Ilsa Lund — Casablanca (the real line)"], |
| 141 | ["Music is the universal language of mankind.", "Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"], |
| 142 | ["After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.", "Aldous Huxley"], |
| 143 | ["Where words leave off, music begins.", "Attributed to Heinrich Heine"], |
| 144 | ["Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.", "Frank Zappa"], |
| 145 | ["Jazz is freedom. You think about that.", "Thelonious Monk"], |
| 146 | ["Don't play what's there, play what's not there.", "Miles Davis"], |
| 147 | ["If it sounds good, it is good.", "Duke Ellington"], |
| 148 | ["Country music is three chords and the truth.", "Harlan Howard"], |
| 149 | ["The blues are the roots; everything else is the fruits.", "Willie Dixon"], |
| 150 | ["Music is my religion.", "Jimi Hendrix"], |
| 151 | ["To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable.", "Attributed to Ludwig van Beethoven"], |
| 152 | ["The only truth is music.", "Jack Kerouac"], |
| 153 | ["We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.", "Arthur O'Shaughnessy (and Willy Wonka)"], |
| 154 | ["Here comes the sun.", "The Beatles"], |
| 155 | ["All you need is love.", "The Beatles"], |
| 156 | ["The times they are a-changin'.", "Bob Dylan"], |
| 157 | ["What a wonderful world.", "As sung by Louis Armstrong"], |
| 158 | ["Don't stop believin'.", "Journey"], |
| 159 | ["Everything in its right place.", "Radiohead"], |
| 160 | ["The waiting is the hardest part.", "Tom Petty"], |
| 161 | ["Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.", "Bill Shankly"], |
| 162 | ["Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.", "Muhammad Ali"], |
| 163 | ["Don't count the days; make the days count.", "Muhammad Ali"], |
| 164 | ["It ain't over till it's over.", "Yogi Berra"], |
| 165 | ["You can observe a lot by just watching.", "Yogi Berra"], |
| 166 | ["The future ain't what it used to be.", "Yogi Berra"], |
| 167 | ["When you come to a fork in the road, take it.", "Yogi Berra"], |
| 168 | ["Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.", "Yogi Berra"], |
| 169 | ["You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.", "Wayne Gretzky — Michael Scott"], |
| 170 | ["It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.", "Vince Lombardi"], |
| 171 | ["Good things come to those who wait.", "Proverb"], |
| 172 | ["A watched pot never boils.", "Proverb"], |
| 173 | ["Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.", "Attributed to Lao Tzu"], |
| 174 | ["Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.", "Attributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson"], |
| 175 | ["The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.", "Leo Tolstoy"], |
| 176 | ["Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.", "Winnie-the-Pooh, as commonly quoted"], |
| 177 | ["It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.", "Attributed to Confucius"], |
| 178 | ["They also serve who only stand and wait.", "John Milton"], |
| 179 | ["Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.", "Attributed to Thomas Edison"], |
| 180 | ["Slow and steady wins the race.", "Aesop"], |
| 181 | ["Little by little, the bird builds its nest.", "French proverb"], |
| 182 | ["Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.", "Zen saying"], |
| 183 | ["Smile, breathe and go slowly.", "Thich Nhat Hanh"], |
| 184 | ["Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.", "Zen proverb"], |
| 185 | ["When walking, walk. When eating, eat.", "Zen proverb"], |
| 186 | ["You should sit in meditation for twenty minutes a day. Unless you're too busy; then you should sit for an hour.", "Zen saying"], |
| 187 | ["The quieter you become, the more you can hear.", "Ram Dass"], |
| 188 | ["Patience, grasshopper.", "Master Po — Kung Fu"], |
| 189 | ["Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.", "Douglas Hofstadter"], |
| 190 | ["For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.", "Douglas Adams"], |
| 191 | ["Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.", "Douglas Adams"], |
| 192 | ["Don't panic.", "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"], |
| 193 | ["Forty-two.", "Deep Thought, after seven and a half million years — The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"], |
| 194 | ["Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news.", "Douglas Adams"], |
| 195 | ["So long, and thanks for all the fish.", "Douglas Adams"], |
| 196 | ["I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.", "Douglas Adams"], |
| 197 | ["This too shall pass.", "Persian adage"], |
| 198 | ["Well begun is half done.", "Aristotle"], |
| 199 | ["Rome wasn't built in a day.", "Proverb"], |
| 200 | ["Even miracles take a little time.", "The Fairy Godmother — Cinderella"], |
| 201 | ["Just keep swimming.", "Dory — Finding Nemo"], |
| 202 | ["I'll be back.", "The Terminator"], |
| 203 | ["Make it so.", "Captain Picard — Star Trek"], |
| 204 | ["Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.", "Military proverb"], |
| 205 | ["The future is already here — it's just not evenly distributed.", "William Gibson"], |
| 206 | ["Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.", "Arthur C. Clarke"], |
| 207 | ["Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.", "Attributed to Albert Einstein"], |
| 208 | ["The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.", "Marcel Proust"], |
| 209 | ["No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.", "Terry Pratchett"], |
| 210 | ["The best way to predict the future is to invent it.", "Alan Kay"], |
| 211 | ["Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born.", "Alan Kay"], |
| 212 | ["The computer is a bicycle for the mind.", "Steve Jobs"], |
| 213 | ["Real artists ship.", "Steve Jobs"], |
| 214 | ["Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.", "Attributed to Leonardo da Vinci"], |
| 215 | ["There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.", "Ken Olsen, 1977 — about that…"], |
| 216 | ["I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.", "Attributed to Thomas J. Watson, 1943 — also wrong"], |
| 217 | ["640K ought to be enough for anybody.", "Attributed to Bill Gates, who swears he never said it"], |
| 218 | ["On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.", "Peter Steiner — The New Yorker, 1993"], |
| 219 | ["Information wants to be free.", "Stewart Brand"], |
| 220 | ["The street finds its own uses for things.", "William Gibson"], |
| 221 | ["We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us.", "John Culkin (usually credited to Marshall McLuhan)"], |
| 222 | ["There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.", "Phil Karlton"], |
| 223 | ["It's not a bug, it's a feature.", "Programmer proverb"], |
| 224 | ["Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.", "Programmer proverb"], |
| 225 | ["We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.", "Alan Turing"], |
| 226 | ["That brain of mine is something more than merely mortal, as time will show.", "Ada Lovelace"], |
| 227 | ["The most dangerous phrase in the language is: we've always done it this way.", "Grace Hopper"], |
| 228 | ["Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.", "The Imitation Game"], |
| 229 | ["You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Radio operates exactly the same way — there is no cat.", "Attributed to Albert Einstein"], |
| 230 | ["Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.", "Marie Curie"], |
| 231 | ["I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.", "Albert Einstein"], |
| 232 | ["Play is the highest form of research.", "Attributed to Albert Einstein"], |
| 233 | ["If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.", "Isaac Newton"], |
| 234 | ["The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool.", "Richard Feynman"], |
| 235 | ["The most exciting phrase to hear in science is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny…'", "Attributed to Isaac Asimov"], |
| 236 | ["Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.", "Attributed to Carl Sagan"], |
| 237 | ["We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.", "Carl Sagan"], |
| 238 | ["Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us.", "Carl Sagan — Pale Blue Dot"], |
| 239 | ["For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.", "Carl Sagan"], |
| 240 | ["We are made of star-stuff.", "Carl Sagan"], |
| 241 | ["Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.", "Arthur C. Clarke"], |
| 242 | ["The universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.", "J. B. S. Haldane"], |
| 243 | ["Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.", "Edwin Hubble"], |
| 244 | ["We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.", "Oscar Wilde"], |
| 245 | ["Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.", "Theodore Roosevelt"], |
| 246 | ["Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.", "Marcus Aurelius"], |
| 247 | ["Second star to the right, and straight on till morning.", "J. M. Barrie — Peter Pan"], |
| 248 | ["The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.", "Muriel Rukeyser"], |
| 249 | ["I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.", "Groucho Marx"], |
| 250 | ["Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.", "Attributed to Groucho Marx"], |
| 251 | ["Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.", "Attributed to Groucho Marx"], |
| 252 | ["I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.", "Groucho Marx"], |
| 253 | ["Those are my principles, and if you don't like them… well, I have others.", "Attributed to Groucho Marx"], |
| 254 | ["The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.", "Mark Twain, more or less"], |
| 255 | ["Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.", "Mark Twain"], |
| 256 | ["Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.", "Attributed to Mark Twain"], |
| 257 | ["I can live for two months on a good compliment.", "Mark Twain"], |
| 258 | ["Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.", "Charles Dudley Warner (Twain gets the credit)"], |
| 259 | ["I can resist everything except temptation.", "Oscar Wilde"], |
| 260 | ["The truth is rarely pure and never simple.", "Oscar Wilde"], |
| 261 | ["Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.", "Attributed to Oscar Wilde"], |
| 262 | ["I have nothing to declare except my genius.", "Oscar Wilde, at customs (as the story goes)"], |
| 263 | ["Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.", "Attributed to Oscar Wilde"], |
| 264 | ["Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.", "E. B. White"], |
| 265 | ["A day without laughter is a day wasted.", "Attributed to Charlie Chaplin"], |
| 266 | ["Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.", "Steven Wright"], |
| 267 | ["I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.", "Steven Wright"], |
| 268 | ["I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.", "Airplane!"], |
| 269 | ["Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!", "Monty Python"], |
| 270 | ["And now for something completely different.", "Monty Python"], |
| 271 | ["Always look on the bright side of life.", "Monty Python's Life of Brian"], |
| 272 | ["Inconceivable!", "Vizzini — The Princess Bride"], |
| 273 | ["As you wish.", "Westley — The Princess Bride"], |
| 274 | ["Elementary, my dear Watson.", "Sherlock Holmes (who never actually said it)"], |
| 275 | ["You see, but you do not observe.", "Sherlock Holmes"], |
| 276 | ["When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.", "Sherlock Holmes"], |
| 277 | ["Good night, and good luck.", "Edward R. Murrow"], |
| 278 | ["May the Force be with you.", "Star Wars"], |
| 279 | ["Do. Or do not. There is no try.", "Yoda"], |
| 280 | ["Here's looking at you, kid.", "Casablanca"], |
| 281 | ["Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.", "Ferris Bueller"], |
| 282 | ["Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.", "Dead Poets Society"], |
| 283 | ["You had me at hello.", "Jerry Maguire"], |
| 284 | ["To infinity and beyond!", "Buzz Lightyear"], |
| 285 | ["Adventure is out there!", "Up"], |
| 286 | ["Hakuna matata.", "The Lion King"], |
| 287 | ["With great power comes great responsibility.", "Uncle Ben — Spider-Man"], |
| 288 | ["I am Groot.", "Groot, who says everything with it"], |
| 289 | ["WILSON!", "Chuck Noland, missing his one contact — Cast Away"], |
| 290 | ["Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.", "Forrest Gump"], |
| 291 | ["Live long and prosper.", "Spock"], |
| 292 | ["Highly illogical.", "Spock"], |
| 293 | ["I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.", "Agent Dale Cooper — Twin Peaks"], |
| 294 | ["Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.", "Agent Dale Cooper — Twin Peaks"], |
| 295 | ["Fear is the mind-killer.", "Frank Herbert — Dune"], |
| 296 | ["The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.", "Frank Herbert — Dune"], |
| 297 | ["It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.", "Bilbo Baggins — The Lord of the Rings"], |
| 298 | ["Not all those who wander are lost.", "J. R. R. Tolkien"], |
| 299 | ["All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.", "Gandalf — The Lord of the Rings"], |
| 300 | ["Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.", "Galadriel — The Lord of the Rings"], |
| 301 | ["Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.", "Lewis Carroll — Alice in Wonderland"], |
| 302 | ["Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.", "Lewis Carroll — Through the Looking-Glass"], |
| 303 | ["It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.", "Lewis Carroll — Alice in Wonderland"], |
| 304 | ["We're all mad here.", "The Cheshire Cat"], |
| 305 | ["Oh, the places you'll go!", "Dr. Seuss"], |
| 306 | ["A person's a person, no matter how small.", "Dr. Seuss"], |
| 307 | ["Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.", "Dr. Seuss"], |
| 308 | ["Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.", "Roald Dahl"], |
| 309 | ["A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.", "Willy Wonka"], |
| 310 | ["In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.", "Mary Poppins"], |
| 311 | ["Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.", "L. M. Montgomery — Anne of Green Gables"], |
| 312 | ["A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.", "Eeyore — A. A. Milne"], |
| 313 | ["All grown-ups were once children… but only few of them remember it.", "Antoine de Saint-Exupéry — The Little Prince"], |
| 314 | ["It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.", "The Little Prince"], |
| 315 | ["If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood — teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.", "Attributed to Antoine de Saint-Exupéry"], |
| 316 | ["Hope is the thing with feathers.", "Emily Dickinson"], |
| 317 | ["Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.", "W. B. Yeats"], |
| 318 | ["The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper.", "Attributed to W. B. Yeats"], |
| 319 | ["If we winter this one out, we can summer anywhere.", "Seamus Heaney"], |
| 320 | ["Walk on air against your better judgement.", "Seamus Heaney"], |
| 321 | ["Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.", "Samuel Beckett"], |
| 322 | ["I can't go on. I'll go on.", "Samuel Beckett"], |
| 323 | ["Love loves to love love.", "James Joyce — Ulysses"], |
| 324 | ["A pint of plain is your only man.", "Flann O'Brien"], |
| 325 | ["Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by.", "Robert Frost"], |
| 326 | ["The best way out is always through.", "Robert Frost"], |
| 327 | ["In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.", "Robert Frost"], |
| 328 | ["Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it.", "Mary Oliver"], |
| 329 | ["Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?", "Mary Oliver"], |
| 330 | ["Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable.", "Mary Oliver"], |
| 331 | ["Nobody sees a flower really; it is so small. We haven't time — and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.", "Georgia O'Keeffe"], |
| 332 | ["And still, after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, 'You owe me.'", "Attributed to Hafiz"], |
| 333 | ["Let yourself be silently drawn by the strange pull of what you really love.", "Rumi"], |
| 334 | ["What you seek is seeking you.", "Rumi"], |
| 335 | ["Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.", "Māori proverb"], |
| 336 | ["However long the night, the dawn will break.", "African proverb"], |
| 337 | ["What's past is prologue.", "Shakespeare — The Tempest"], |
| 338 | ["Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.", "Shakespeare"], |
| 339 | ["I would always rather be happy than dignified.", "Charlotte Brontë — Jane Eyre"], |
| 340 | ["The unexamined life is not worth living.", "Socrates"], |
| 341 | ["Know thyself.", "Inscribed at the Temple of Delphi"], |
| 342 | ["Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.", "Attributed to Socrates"], |
| 343 | ["The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.", "Lao Tzu"], |
| 344 | ["Fall down seven times, stand up eight.", "Japanese proverb"], |
| 345 | ["Even monkeys fall from trees.", "Japanese proverb"], |
| 346 | ["The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.", "Marcus Aurelius"], |
| 347 | ["Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.", "Marcus Aurelius"], |
| 348 | ["Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness.", "Seneca"], |
| 349 | ["Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise.", "Horace"], |
| 350 | ["Dum spiro, spero — while I breathe, I hope.", "Cicero"], |
| 351 | ["No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.", "Aesop"], |
| 352 | ["Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.", "Ian Maclaren (often credited to Plato)"], |
| 353 | ["How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.", "Anne Frank"], |
| 354 | ["Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.", "Maya Angelou"], |
| 355 | ["I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.", "Maya Angelou"], |
| 356 | ["A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.", "Joan Walsh Anglund (often credited to Maya Angelou)"], |
| 357 | ["Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.", "Desmond Tutu"], |
| 358 | ["The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched — they must be felt with the heart.", "Helen Keller"], |
| 359 | ["Where there is love there is life.", "Mahatma Gandhi"], |
| 360 | ["Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.", "Mother Teresa"], |
| 361 | ["It always seems impossible until it's done.", "Attributed to Nelson Mandela"], |
| 362 | ["If you're going through hell, keep going.", "Attributed to Winston Churchill"], |
| 363 | ["Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.", "Attributed to John Lennon"], |
| 364 | ["Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.", "John Lennon (after Allen Saunders)"], |
| 365 | ["Whatever you are, be a good one.", "Attributed to Abraham Lincoln"], |
| 366 | ["It is never too late to be what you might have been.", "Attributed to George Eliot"], |
| 367 | ["Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.", "William Bruce Cameron (Einstein gets the credit)"], |
| 368 | ["The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now.", "Proverb"], |
| 369 | ["When the wind of change blows, some build walls, others build windmills.", "Chinese proverb"], |
| 370 | ["Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.", "Robert Brault"], |
| 371 | ["A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.", "John A. Shedd"], |
| 372 | ["Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.", "Anaïs Nin"], |
| 373 | ["Happiness is only real when shared.", "Christopher McCandless"], |
| 374 | ["We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.", "Will Durant, summarising Aristotle"], |
| 375 | ["Comparison is the thief of joy.", "Attributed to Theodore Roosevelt"], |
| 376 | ["Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.", "Attributed to Confucius"], |
| 377 | ["We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.", "Kurt Vonnegut"], |
| 378 | ["So it goes.", "Kurt Vonnegut — Slaughterhouse-Five"], |
| 379 | ["There's only one rule that I know of: you've got to be kind.", "Kurt Vonnegut"], |
| 380 | ["In the end, we'll all become stories.", "Margaret Atwood"], |
| 381 | ["One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask remains a fool forever.", "Chinese proverb"], |
| 382 | ["Everyone is sociable until a cow invades his garden.", "Irish proverb"], |
| 383 | ["A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.", "Irish proverb"], |
| 384 | ["May the road rise up to meet you.", "Irish blessing"], |
| 385 | ["May you have warm words on a cold evening.", "Irish blessing"], |
| 386 | ["If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.", "Booker T. Washington"], |
| 387 | ["A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.", "Polish proverb"], |
| 388 | ["Coffee and love taste best when hot.", "Ethiopian proverb"] |
| 389 | ] |
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